Accidents Happen and There Is No God

8:27pm: tila tequila nude, naked

12:12pm: "Rumor has it that Scarlett Johansson wanted to go topless instead of wearing a bra during the sex scene between her character and Ewan McGregor's. Director Michael Bay decided against it to keep a PG-13 rating. [9]" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Island_(2005_film)#Trivia

if you didn't already hate michael bay, i just gave you two really good reasons to.

3:14pm: THE "SUPER HIGH ME" EXPERIMENT:
1.watch first half of move sober
2.watch the second half super high.
3.tell me which you enjoy and laugh more during.

11:03am: jeff lewis-the east river
If I had a girl on 9th avenue
I know exactly what she would do
She would wander at dawn look around At folks
Find someone better looking who tells Better jokes
And then she'd leave me and I'd walk Back east alone

9 8 7th avenue
Now I'm crossing Madison
Sobbing on Park Avenue
Feeling bad on Lexington
3 2 1st avenue
Going east with the wind
Cross the FDR to the east river
Fall right in

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1:30pm: http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=7368

i love how the comments on the lyrics page for April Come She Will by Simon and Garfunkel is a relationship advice column.

2:05pm: best line from breaking bad:
"THIS is NOT meth"

11:57am: last night standing outside the pizza place
a girl in a white mikiskirt yells out to me
"you're hot!" to which i respond, after a breif pause
"thank you!" to which she says something that i can't understand
as she's rounding the corner away from me
and i say, in a voice barely loud enough for her to have heard
even if she'd been where she was a moment before
"i think you're hot, too"
and then, more to the people next to me
"well, i didn't really get much of a look"

today i watched an episode of the television version of loveline
with dr. drew and adam carolla
guest stars n sync
oh the nineties
i'm pretty sure they bleeped out "doggystyle"
he put his index finger in her butt
while having "bend me over sex,
not regular sex"

on n sync,
from the comments
2 weeks ago
on youtube:
"i don't understand what the hell they was doing in that show.
I DON'T UNDESTAND WHAT NSYNC WERE DOING IN THERE????"

i'm in new york in 2008

3:40pm:

3:20am: been in ny for a week on moday round 5. starting to miss the bay.
good pizza though.
saw islands and they were good.
got TOO drunk.

goodnight.

2:09pm: okay, ten minutes into the first episode of House, MD and i feel like i just discovered a brand new world that i know i'm gonna spend a lot of time in.

JON: give me an address/name to send it to.

11:39pm: THE RICHES

(loud gunshot goes off)
police officer: that was a gunshot.
eddie izzard: that sounded like a loud cough.

4:32pm: there was just a scene in gossip girl where, in order to impress her "poor" boyfriend, daniel, who's exgirlfriend and competitor for his affection, vanessa's gift for christmas was that she secretly sent in his story to the New Yorker and it got accepted and he was published in it. Anyway, Serena, who's trying to impress Daniel gives him a 5,000 dollar watch and, when he tells her he can't except it she says, "No! It's more of a gift to myself!"

guys, our life in never, ever ever ever EVER FUCKING GONNA BE LIKE THIS AND FUCK GODDAMNIT FUCK I JUST WANNA LIFE WHERE MY GIRLFRIEND GIVES ME A 5,000 DOLLAR WATCH THAT IS MORE OF A GIFT TO HER BECAUSE SHE "HAD SO MUCH FUN PICKING IT OUT" FOR ME!

i have to stop watching this
to write it down

sorry.

10:19am:

2:29pm: 1. gossip girl is the best show ever. andrea: watch it, it's made made the same guy who made the OC. jon: watch it, some of the filmmaking is epic as hell. nico: watch it, it's so emotionally raw and powerful. everyone: WATCH IT.
2. moving outta the dorms today. damn. epic.
3. probably gonna have an apartment by the end of may. going to a few open houses next weekend. we'll see.
4. getting a club card on may 1st yesss
5. my classes that i've signed up for next year are so epic.
6. i have three papers due in the next two weeks. one is due on tuesday. i have time.
7. i spend too much money all the time. the dorms is bad because living with people who want to do stuff that costs money all the time is expensive. everyone wants to eat out all the time because our kitchen is disgusting. everyone wants to go see movies in theaters which is expensive. but whatever, we're living.
8. also, the riches is real good.
9. lewis black's the root of all evil is gonna get canceled real soon. just wait.
10. http://youtube.com/watch?v=kWUil383us4 i am taking a sculpture class next year that will allow me to make myself one of those. imagine the possibilities!

9:49pm: FOUR TWENTY

9:59am: more things on birthday, then i'm out
(if you're only gonna read one of these, just skip to number seven cause it's about my mom who RULES.

1. yeah we made music, and it was more beautiful than a thai hooker giving birth to a little baby deer.
2. i got like a billion happy birthday facebook messages from people i don't know. if i got more than you that means i win. this is how we measure our value in society.
3. a girl that i'm "involved with" made me a really nice birthday card
4. ohh yes, harpage! yes yes yes yes yes!
5. so yeah, i'ev pretty much abandoned film for being a weirdo musician
6. vaporizer is back in town and i quit smoking. i'm gonna start getting healthy (pffffft!)

7(the best one). oh, and my mom gave me this for my birthday.

3:00pm: so it's my birthday and instead of spending it curled up in the fetal position with a bottle of jack, i got a little work done, hung out with my parents, went to class, hung out with some good people, and made music.

and now i'm 18.

11:31am: "oh my god! i can divide myself by 8!"

2:23am: at 0:43 you can see her fingers are crossed

3:05am: jeffery rowland gets through the day the same way i do.

hard liquor.

12:56pm: dear the world,

norhern exposure is basically like twin peaks, but without any of the scary. well, kind of like a sitcom version of twin peaks. same kind of quirkiness. in this episode a traveling circus' bus breaks down and all the circus people are staying in the town. the magician and the town's radio host and conversations throughout the episode of detailed (and accurate quantom-physics. a 62 year old man is afraid of his 19 year old girlfriend's exceptionally large feet.

please watch it. do yourself a favor.

"YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW I HAVE BEEN FEET? I KNOW I HAVE BIG FEET! But I'd rather have big feet than a cold heart..."

a mute from the circus goes on a date at the doctor's assistant house. awkward scene, involving mute white man and native american's house eating dinner with her parents. (the mother says, "I like him.")

it's pretty much the greatest comedic acting this side of arrested development. it's sandwiched by arrested development and woody allen's early comedies in the early 70's.

"You haven't had a date since Rick ate the satellite?"

1:32am: i got got a couch in my room. and it's changed my life. it's changed my life SO HARD. it also fuctions as a dvd case. all my storage problems are solved forever.

4:58pm: http://www.philipkdickfans.com/weirdo/weirdo1.htm
http://darkufo.blogspot.com/2008/02/prognosis-empire-never-ended-by-jwood.html

2:38pm: Blew Up SF
make up and plaid
and cowboy
and plaid

two hipsters
hipsters who adore you
just go ahead now

2:39pm: an unbiased hillary vs obama analysis
http://www.thenation.com/blogs/notion?bid=15&pid=284112